What is the latest cool phase that I should follow to fit into society?

I already poison myself with tobacco, drugs, and alcohol with the money I earn working for the greedy corrupt bastards monopolizing the world. I wear my pants below my behind, I wear my belt but keep it loose so everyone can see my boxers. I wear my hat back to front and to the side, defeating the very purpose it was created for. I dumb myself down. I constantly misuse the english language. I act like a gangsta. I put bad images of skulls and fire and stuff on my body in the form of tattoos. I wear lots of pretty bling. My ego is off the charts. I also have facebook. And I keep up to date with all the latest iphone/ipad stuff. So my question is what else should I be doing to maintain my coolness? What's the latest thing that I'm supposed to be doing? Me doesn't wants to be left behind now.